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Always go to other peoples funerals otherwise they wont come to yours. Short Quotes Stupid Quotes. If you keep annoying me Ill give your phone number to all the kids and tell them its Santas hotline.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Showing search results for Funny Know It All sorted by relevance. Showing search results for Funny Know It All sorted by relevance.

There are so many times I made you angry upset irritated and tired. Top 100 Funny Quotes of All-Time. Quotes tagged as know-it-alls Showing 1-15 of 15.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 27 Quotes for People Claiming to Know it All. All positions for annoying people in my life have been.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral illegal or fattening. Its a bad bad day. Dont disturb me I am disturbed enough already.

Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. See more ideas about funny quotes bones funny quotes. You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. Know It Alls Quotes. Instead of getting married again Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house Rod Stewart.

During the flames of controversy opinions mass disputes conflict and world news sometimes the most precious refreshing peaceful words to hear amidst all the chaos are simply and humbly I dont know. Laughter is contagious so share this collection of funny quotes with someone you know who could use a smile today. Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.

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We notice too late if. Work Quote Know It All Sarcasm Quotes Sarcastic Quotes Funny Funny Quotes Sarcasm All positions for annoying people in my life have been. Whenever you find yourself or someone you know feeling down any of these funny quotes will definitely make anyone feel better.

Aug 31 2013 - Explore Dorothys Legacys board Ugh. 5 Know it all is nothing but an illusion of knowledge. The people who need it most never use it.

Quotes tagged as know-it-alls Showing 1-15 of 15. Its funny how good memories can make you cry its funny how forever never seems to last its funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past its funny how friends can just leave when youre down its funny how when you need someone they never are around its funny how people change and think theyre. Some of them carry the timeless wisdom of what makes a stupid person giving us food for thought.

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People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day. You know youve reached middle age when youre cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police. 1 A woman know-it-all and also loves nagging is the worst form of this category.

I dont like Mondays especially if they occur on Fridays. Know it alls followed by 104 people on Pinterest. Knowing the truth seeing the truth but still believing in lies.

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly eat slowly and lie about your age. They make us think about these. But youre not as old as youre going to be.

Youre in mint condition for a vintage model. My mother always used to say. Women marry men with the hope they will change.

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